Cookson

The pairing of American Idol season 1 winner Kelly Clarkson and season 7 winner David Cook.

Fan #1: Oh my gosh! David and Kelly finally met!
Fan #2: Yay Cookson!

by Cookson Fan March 19, 2009

kc cookson

To jizz while you have blue balls. Especially when living with other people in the same room and telling them you had blue balls and now you dont.

I Kc Cookson onto his buttocks!

by sasadfasdfasdfasdfasd June 5, 2011

Dirty Cookson

A dirty Cookson is when a male ejaculates on his own stomach or groin area.
This usually involves leaving the semen to crust over the belly and not get washed off.

Oh man, I really did enjoy that dirty Cookson last night!

by Bpollitt34 December 14, 2021

Joseph Cookson’d

This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.

Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”

by TOL92 November 27, 2018

cooksource

To fail to give or trace the source for while conducting oneself in a self-righteous manner.

Related forms:

cooksourcing, cooksourced

"I had to cooksource my research paper to meet the deadline. The dude I stole it from should be grateful that I'm using his work."

Synonyms:
1. plagiarize

2. rip off

by theEdmo November 5, 2010

cooksourced

Plagiarizing content and republishing it as your own, as Cooks Source magazine allegedly did to blogger Monica Gaudio, as recounted on her Live Journal.

Bonus points if you also tell the person you lifted the work from that they should be grateful to you for editing their original.

-Dude! You can't turn that paper into to your comparative web class. You cooksourced it from Daring Fireball.

--Yes, but I edited that jerks words and made it better, so it's all good.

by Guy Grand November 5, 2010

cooksource

To blatantly plagiarize content for your own use.

I've got a long article to write for tomorrow, but I'm so tired I think I'll just cooksource it.

by Billsources November 5, 2010