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A bad big bootied bitch with a fat ass and has a friend who's a fat friend that's weird with buck teeth and she's lightskin. Her friend is also a dumb cunt ass potato who licks her friend's pussy in Florida.
Damn bae look at the chewy cookiee. It's a puerto rican cookiee
Cookiee by killyourself2023 March 16, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
Slim with a fat ass , likely a virgin but a tease , goofy a person who smokes drinks and pop pills , quiet has hoes but denies it but really a pimp likely mixed with something , intelligent , very clean person and eats a lot
That's slim Puerto Rican girl with the fat ass she gotta be a cookiee
cookiee by CallmeBeckybadass October 8, 2013
A bad big bootied bitch with a fat ass and has a friend who's a fat friend that's weird with buck teeth and she's lightskin. Her friend is also a dumb cunt ass potato who licks her friend's pussy in Florida.
It's a puerto rican cookiee
Cookiee by killyourself2023 March 16, 2017

arkansas christmas cookie 

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"
My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!
arkansas christmas cookie by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017

Cookies Up 

Cookies up is when a female is on her knees and rotates her hips up presenting her pussy.
My boyfriend’s favorite position is when I’m cookies up.
Cookies Up by RFL Merkin August 6, 2020

cookiezi 

someone who is very adept at clicking circles
_RyuK: omg I just got 727pp lol
me: wtf are you cookiezi??????
_RyuK: Ye XD
cookiezi by Icicle Fall February 15, 2018

Cookie Dance

The dance Jesse does every time he eats a cookie on Prank vs Prank
MMM This is good
Im going to cookie dance
im out

wawa run saaan
Cookie Dance by mtbdude January 13, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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