Cookie Gate

The biggest scandal since Whitewater and Iran Contra, when a father of a girl scout sold girl scout cookies at 50 cents over market rates, probably buying a yacht with his earnings.

After Jim perpetrated Cookie Gate he was apointed special advisor to the Savings and Loan Board.

by Chosney November 12, 2003

Cookie Gate

Not to be confused with the 2003 Cookie Gate scandle, This time it takes place in 2023 when hit streamer and internet personality Pokimane, scammed thousands of brokies with her whitelable cookie brand, truely a horrible case of capitalism and consumerist mindsets...

"oh my god, i cant believe the pokimane cookie gate scandle!"

by Cookie Gate November 24, 2023

gateway cookie

A basic cookie, maybe a Fig Newton, that will eventually lead you to eating Erin’s Heavenly cookies. Her cookies eventually become only way to find relief in your ever growing cookie addiction.....

Fig Newtons are a gateway cookie

by Cookie Monster37727 April 25, 2019

cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

by jcssurf October 27, 2008

CookieGamerOK

CookieGamerOK is a when a person likes to commit war crimes, and doesn't care when he does it

That man is a CookieGamerOK, he has committed several war crimes.

by adagsdgdsghd June 9, 2020