Cookel
A man who expresses the need to stop himself from ejaculating in order to not break his no fap streak.
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Orange County Cooker
A sexual act created and made popular by Chapman Business Majors in which one lathers their cock in a flammable substance, ignites it, and then inserts it into a woman's vagina or asshole.
Orange County Cooker by RFXR October 30, 2018
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Cookel • Cookelere • cooked • cooker • Cooked Cunt • cockels • cookery • cooked it • Cookernup • Cockelgänger
Cooked your own spleen
"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
Cooked your own spleen by theclassgeek November 9, 2012
Cockelgänger
"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.
Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
Cockelgänger by rapunzabel April 25, 2017
cokeland
Cooked cunt
"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"
Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"
Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"
Cooked cunt by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015
Cookess
A female goddess of the kitchen. She has a sexy confident way about her when she cooks. She is the master creator of memorable meals. She samples the food whilst cooking, and licks her lips slowly while doing so. She lives to see you take the first bite of her creation, an extension of her life’s self-expression. She won’t take no for an answer, as she raises the first bite to your lips!
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