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Getting Cookied 

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.
Getting Cookied by Brutal Age July 29, 2019
a hat that u wear on your head
Yo, I'll smock the coofie off yo head, nigga.
coofie by lil girl May 17, 2005
A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.
John "Dude I totally cookied Vanessa last night."
Ricky "Nice dude"
Aye-Aye Captain ;)
Cookied by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011

CookieDrop 

The moment you go from being not high, to very high after eating a marijuana edible.
Bro, i just CookieDropped and now I'm stoned out of my mind!

Oreo Cookied 

When two black men and a white woman have a threesome.
Those three peeps oreo cookied last night, they loved it.
Oreo Cookied by FancyNance August 31, 2011

Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"
Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*