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AKA Yamaka (Jew cap)
A coofie is a hat worn by Judists all around the world to represent their religious beliefs.

Pronounced; Coofie / COO-FEE
Shateek: Dam, that faggot ass nigga just got coofied.

Starquashia: Word he tight.
Coofied by YounG HiesmaN April 5, 2009

Getting Cookied 

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.
Getting Cookied by Brutal Age July 29, 2019
Yo, I'll smock the coofie off yo head, nigga.
coofie by lil girl May 17, 2005
A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.
John "Dude I totally cookied Vanessa last night."
Ricky "Nice dude"
Aye-Aye Captain ;)
Cookied by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011

CookieDrop 

The moment you go from being not high, to very high after eating a marijuana edible.
Bro, i just CookieDropped and now I'm stoned out of my mind!

Oreo Cookied 

When two black men and a white woman have a threesome.
Those three peeps oreo cookied last night, they loved it.
Oreo Cookied by FancyNance August 31, 2011

Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"
Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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