by biomed_queen September 28, 2010
A female's version of a teabag. Consists of a female crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.
by Miss Tracey xox April 15, 2011
when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.
hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.
by dizzle pie June 19, 2005
That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.
by fweedinator October 14, 2018
When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
by Beaver Skateboards October 04, 2009
Spreading your and your partners buttcheeks and rubbing your buttholes together in a scissoring movement.
by Smoothstarfish March 25, 2017
The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.
by cayorne June 15, 2018