Conxcore 

The ultimate chap. Brought to the earth by a pack of sea-otters, Conxcore is a pro at life and has a collection of two-million puffins that allow him to scream with the velocity of 90 tons of beefaroni, but he hates beefaroni, so when he sees it he blows up 6 moons... and kicks a pea. One day everyone will know Conxcore and a scientist will create the first talking flying narwhal just for him. He also likes noodles.

abbrev: Conx

Conxcore is so cool, if I was a snowman, I'd turn into pancakes.

Conxcore by Conxcore September 15, 2010

Concored 

To be in a state of concern while feeling a conflicting sense of honor based on the subject of your concern.

My girlfriend said she really missed me last night, so she feel asleep to the saw movies... I'm kinda concored.

Concored by Placibo August 12, 2018

Concore 

Those woody things from trees

Concores = Conkers for dyslexic's

Concore by NinjaShizzle November 14, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016