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Convite

A supporter of the #ConvoyForFreedom2022
Out of respect for all involved, we refer to Convoy supporters as Convites. Not all truckers are in support, nor are all supporters solely truckers! (credits to user Honkinhonkey)
by Auh1 March 10, 2022
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convite

When you con a person into hanging out with you based on false pretenses.
I got Jen to go to my party by telling her it would be a fund raising benefit which would be eligible to deduct from her community service hours if she went... Shes suck a naughty girl. She'll freak when she finds out it was a convite; hopefully she chooses to enjoy the party.
by eRikOs October 9, 2009
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Convite

Based on the other definitions provided a convite is just a normal well adjusted person.
Look at Jon, what a convite. I aspire to be like him one day.
by Sturby February 20, 2024
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Anti-convite

Generally someone who has never graduated highschool and believes in everything that is read on the internet. Loves freedom, Jesus and ramranch. Parks his/her truck wherever he/she wants and definitely only thinks there are two genders.
"Oh god, did you know that Brad is an anti-convite?"
by ramranchhellyeahbrother February 4, 2022
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“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!
“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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Comvite

1. An invitation to come and invite your friends to do something absolutely f*cking awesome. (come+invite)

2. A story you'll want to do.
Comvite to the party; it's gonna be awesome.
by Comvite June 24, 2016
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Convicted News Faker

It's someone or some company that was convicted of creating and public spread an untrue and/or distorted story with the clear intention of harming and damage someone's reputation.
The term was first used to describe CNN after they being convicted in the case involving Nick Sandmann.
Also could be represented by CNF.
Did you see? CNN is a convicted news faker now.

Those people are all convinced news fakers.
by J B10 January 17, 2020
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