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When you con a person into hanging out with you based on false pretenses.
I got Jen to go to my party by telling her it would be a fund raising benefit which would be eligible to deduct from her community service hours if she went... Shes suck a naughty girl. She'll freak when she finds out it was a convite; hopefully she chooses to enjoy the party.
convite by eRikOs October 9, 2009
Based on the other definitions provided a convite is just a normal well adjusted person.
Look at Jon, what a convite. I aspire to be like him one day.
Convite by Sturby February 20, 2024

Anti-convite 

Generally someone who has never graduated highschool and believes in everything that is read on the internet. Loves freedom, Jesus and ramranch. Parks his/her truck wherever he/she wants and definitely only thinks there are two genders.
"Oh god, did you know that Brad is an anti-convite?"

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!
“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”
1. An invitation to come and invite your friends to do something absolutely f*cking awesome. (come+invite)

2. A story you'll want to do.
Comvite to the party; it's gonna be awesome.
Comvite by Comvite June 24, 2016

Convicted News Faker 

It's someone or some company that was convicted of creating and public spread an untrue and/or distorted story with the clear intention of harming and damage someone's reputation.
The term was first used to describe CNN after they being convicted in the case involving Nick Sandmann.
Also could be represented by CNF.
Did you see? CNN is a convicted news faker now.

Those people are all convinced news fakers.
Convicted News Faker by J B10 January 17, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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