convenienceship

Staying in a relationship because it's convenient but they're not happy, and they're both to lazy to change anything.

Ughh, look at Becky and Tom, they are in such a convenienceship.

by corpusvitreum April 27, 2021

Convenienceship

A non-committal relationship formed purely for convenience. Two people aren’t dating, they aren’t “just friends,” and they definitely aren’t soulmates. They simply fulfill each other’s emotional or physical needs when it’s practical. No deep feelings, no long-term plans, just seasonal or situational companionship.

It’s the relationship equivalent of a pop-up store: appears when you need it, disappears when you don’t.

Example:

“We’re not dating. We’re in a convenienceship. He shows up during holidays, my plus one to events, accompanies me to places when i am bored and wish I had a boyfriend.”

Usage:
“I don’t want a boyfriend, I want a convenienceship. Someone who’s there for winters, movies, and emotional emergencies, then goes home before the feelings develop.”

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

convenientship

The type of relationship that, if convenient, is a friendship. However, a convenientship is broken if one party goes out of their way to converse or anything else that is friendship related.

Jesse and I totally have a convenientship, we never stay in touch but if he's around town we're friends.

by RyanDubya May 12, 2007

convienceship

If there are two 'friends' who have a friendship but only one of them puts effort into this friendship while the other one only puts in effort when its convenient for them. Therefore turning this friendship into a convienceship.

Cory is always trying to hang out with Niki, but Niki only wants to hang out when its convenient for her. I guess they are in a convienceship now.

by ayyye lmao March 7, 2015