thevellikudi's definitions
Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
Get the Excel sheet attractionmug. If a woman has screenshot a guy’s message and sent it to:
1 ) Her best friend
2) The group chat
3) The emotionally intelligent online friends who don't judge.
She is officially into him. He is now a discussion topic, strategic plan, and public case study.
1 ) Her best friend
2) The group chat
3) The emotionally intelligent online friends who don't judge.
She is officially into him. He is now a discussion topic, strategic plan, and public case study.
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
Get the Three screenshot rulemug. A limited-run, seasonal relationship entered exclusively for the holiday stretch. Two emotionally unavailable people agree to be each other’s festive plus-one so they can avoid looking like a lonely houseplant while everyone else couples up. Activities may include: aggressively holding hands at Christmas markets, kissing under mistletoe like you’re starring in a discount rom-com, and securing a guaranteed New Year’s kiss without emotional debt.
Both parties are fully aware that this expires once the holiday lights come down. No expectations, no false hope, no “what are we?” talks. It’s not a hookup that leaves you feeling empty, not a situationship where someone inevitably catches feelings, and definitely not Friends With Benefits. It’s a temporary subscription to companionship for the sake of fun, warmth, and cute memories. After New Year’s, you “promise to stay in touch,” and then never do.
Both parties are fully aware that this expires once the holiday lights come down. No expectations, no false hope, no “what are we?” talks. It’s not a hookup that leaves you feeling empty, not a situationship where someone inevitably catches feelings, and definitely not Friends With Benefits. It’s a temporary subscription to companionship for the sake of fun, warmth, and cute memories. After New Year’s, you “promise to stay in touch,” and then never do.
“Don’t worry, I’m not catching feelings. He’s just my holidationship. Expiration date: January 2nd, right after the hangover.”
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
Get the Holidationshipmug. A woman’s romantic interest has an invisible expiration timer. If a guy doesn’t make a move within a certain emotional window, she mentally files him under “just a friend.” Once the clock runs out, there is no coming back. Ever.
“He finally asked her out six months later, but her cinderella clock expired in January. Now he’s the ‘brother’ she tells secrets to, not the guy she kisses.”
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
Get the Cinderella clockmug. A non-committal relationship formed purely for convenience. Two people aren’t dating, they aren’t “just friends,” and they definitely aren’t soulmates. They simply fulfill each other’s emotional or physical needs when it’s practical. No deep feelings, no long-term plans, just seasonal or situational companionship.
It’s the relationship equivalent of a pop-up store: appears when you need it, disappears when you don’t.
It’s the relationship equivalent of a pop-up store: appears when you need it, disappears when you don’t.
Example:
“We’re not dating. We’re in a convenienceship. He shows up during holidays, my plus one to events, accompanies me to places when i am bored and wish I had a boyfriend.”
Usage:
“I don’t want a boyfriend, I want a convenienceship. Someone who’s there for winters, movies, and emotional emergencies, then goes home before the feelings develop.”
“We’re not dating. We’re in a convenienceship. He shows up during holidays, my plus one to events, accompanies me to places when i am bored and wish I had a boyfriend.”
Usage:
“I don’t want a boyfriend, I want a convenienceship. Someone who’s there for winters, movies, and emotional emergencies, then goes home before the feelings develop.”
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
Get the Convenienceshipmug. Britney Jean Spears is an American singer, songwriter, dancer, and actress. She is credited with influencing the revival of teen pop during the late 1990s and early 2000s. She's also named as the "Princess of pop".
She has a badass bitch queen personality and it's so iconic that it can be used as a compliment.
She has a badass bitch queen personality and it's so iconic that it can be used as a compliment.
by thevellikudi April 21, 2021
Get the Britneymug.