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flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

container ass 

Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.
Damn, she has a hot ass! Yea, but take off the pants and I'll bet it's a container ass.

Contreras 

Expensive and flashy. The best money can buy.
Damn nigga, that car was contreras.
Contreras by Bigjc33 December 9, 2008

Douche Container 

a vessel in which you store you douche contents
Example: yo that person is such a Douche Container
example 2: your moms vagina

No me la conteiner

Argentinian phrase generally used in conversations to exclaim surprise or disgust. It was created by the musician Martín Cenizen.
did u hear that Mirtha Legrand died?
No me la conteiner!