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Contribute to society 

You don't though... Like... Being a smug bitch isn't a contribution...
Hym "If not by how much you contribute to society then by what Matt? How much of a smarmy fucking prick you can be? I'D STILL ME MORE! EVERYTHING I AM IS MORE. Which is why YOU NEED IT TO BE: HOW NICE CAN YOU BE TO RETARDS? Which I doubt you actually are in any measurable capacity. You're shit. Liquid dogshit!!!"
Contribute to society by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

Your contribution has been noted 

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.
Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Individual Contributor 

It is the arch-nemesis of the manager. The Individual Contributor (IC) is a non-management member of a business team that actually contributes to the goals and mission of the company. An IC typically talks normal, unlike management ablaze with buzz words/phrases like: synergy, low hanging fruit, things of that nature, etc.
"Who's gonna do this work today?"

"Not me, I'm a manager. It it up to my Individual Contributors to help us meet our goals this week."

Bush's contribution to the arts. 

The looting of the Bagdad muesum in the second gulf war.
What do you think about Bush's contribution to the arts?Bush's contribution to the arts.

Cuntribution 

The act of finding females to hang out to avoid a sausage fest.
Chris' getting 5 girls to hang out tonight. His cuntribution level is way high.
Cuntribution by Aelfric February 17, 2009

Top Contributor 

A Top Contributor on Yahoo Answersis a person who is particularly knowledgeable in up to three sections on the answers website. The specific formula is not known, but one can become a Top Contributor by doing the following:

*~Getting a lot of best answers for the category
*~Keeping questions to a minimum
*~if a question is asked, choosing the Best Answer yourself, as opposed to going letting it be decided by vote
*~Reliably reporting abuse
*~voting for best answers on unresolved questions

Top contributors are identified by the bright orange badge underneath the avatars of users. They are reviewed weekly, and if you do not maintain the previous level of contribution, you can lose top contributor status.
OMG! I just got a Top Contributor badge this week! I hope it doesn't make me the target of abuse from report trolls. But it is worth the bragging rights!