Kohli 

Kohli means King.

Kohli is the best player in all formats of the Game.

Kohli by Pro.Netron💥 November 25, 2021

Kohli 

Someone who lives on a separate plane of existence from mere mortals. Scientifically hyperliterate and applies infinite knowledge of the cosmos to creating a perfect first born son. Kohli's are immune to fire alarms.

*BEEEEEEEEP - BEEEEEEEEP - BEEEEEEEP"
A: Damn, that fire *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* alarm is so loud.
B: Okay then, we'll finish the technology meeting later, lets *BEEEEEEEEP* get outside.
Kohli: But I wasn't done presenting, I'm only on slide 19.
*BEEEEEP*

Kohli: My son scored a perfect 2400 on his SAT.
A: Isn't your son in 7th grade?
Kohli: Yes.

Kohli by Why_yes_I_do_enjoy_eggnog August 27, 2013

Kohli 

Kohli (noun): Someone who habitually leaves a place or group of people suddenly and unexpectedly, without informing any other members of the group.

do a Kohli (verb): The act of disappearing suddenly.

Q: "Hey, where's Vikram?"

A: "He's left... man he's such a Kohli" or "Can't see him, looks like he's again done a Kohli!"

Kohli by Vikku Mhatre March 19, 2010

Kohli 

Chokes everytime, and has shit load of ego. Also married to vegan activist.

Look, he's kohli the choker.

Kohli by Sax-sux November 24, 2021

Kohli's curse 

When you can look at something valuable to you, but can never touch it

Nibba 1: RCB never won the IPL trophy for 15 years.
Nibba 2: Yeah, it's Kohli's curse

Kohli's curse by DwiteShroot April 17, 2023

Virat Kohli 

Best batsman in the world.

Wow, You really are a Virat Kohli in your field.

Virat Kohli by Niqotein November 20, 2020

Virat Kohli 

Virat Kohli is the Greatest Cricketer ever he is the King of the cricket and Run machine and the chase master Virat Kohli is faster than the cheetah in run chases he holds the record for most centuries in run chase no one can match him he is King Kohli GOAT

Virat Kohli is King of Cricket

Virat Kohli by its__ammar November 22, 2020