Contrabular

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Noun.
An act or process that leaves somebody with shat pants.

"Man, that double backflip made me contrabular. I'm going to need a minute"

Contrabular by Quagga Paste February 6, 2014

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Disregard the constabulary!

An upmarket way of saying fuck the police.

Friend: "You're not allowed to ride up a building on a chainsaw!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"

Disregard the constabulary! by Shark'sFace October 22, 2012

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contrafibularities

A form of congratulations as used by Edmund Blackadder to mock Doctor Samuel Johnson, author of the dictionary.

"Well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities."

contrafibularities by Matty999 December 14, 2006

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contrapulate

a word that fits your needs -- can mean anything you want it to.

omg! liz ate the last cookie. i'm gonna contrapulate her!

or

ooh, emily looks sexy today. i wanna contrapulate her.

contrapulate by emiliz January 3, 2009

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contabulated

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

contabulated by sharw135 April 30, 2011

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Contrabar

Contrabar is a imaginary Llama with two girl owners. He has wings. He is awesome. He is the best.

OMG Contrabar is the best Llama ever!!

Contrabar by patunya March 11, 2017

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Contrabulous

Contrabulous is when you're explain someone or something exciting and or awesome

"that bridge dude is contrabulous"

Contrabulous by jessica from canada April 5, 2017

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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