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When someone is bragging publicly about shit that ostensibly doesn't matter in the grand scheme of life on Earth.
I had lunch at my favorite Thai place downtown today. When I was leaving the owner said: "I never see you anymore."
I replied that I had taken a great new job closer to home. During this exchange, a homeless woman entered the establishment looking for something. Hope, maybe? Food?
She heard what I had just said and she looked me in the eye and she blurted out: "Congratularium!"
by reggieisums May 08, 2018
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