Contelius
A goat at everything mostly a football player name very quick thinker and smart at sports and spends money quickly
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Contelius
One of the freakiest people you will meet
you not gone want to leave a contelius they’ll always love you
If they want the pussy they will get it
Not the best looking but will take your girlfriend
And not regret it
you not gone want to leave a contelius they’ll always love you
If they want the pussy they will get it
Not the best looking but will take your girlfriend
And not regret it
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Colonel Cornelius Cornwall
A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020
The Cornelius
A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.
Dude! look he's wasted, he's doing "The Cornelius"!.
Or..
Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!
Or..
Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!
The Cornelius by DaLegend52 March 20, 2011
Wolf Cornelius
In every way a perfect Man. A loving and sexy beast. Everyone is afraid of, except for the girls. That my friend, is Wolf Cornelius
" Aw man, my girl is cheating on me!"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"
Wolf Cornelius by Ineedmoremoneyandpizza March 21, 2016
Warm Cornelius
Similar to a Hot Carl a Warm Cornelius is when one shoots diarrhea into the mouth of their partner, or mate, and duct tapes their mouth shut.
1. My horny girlfriend was given a warm Cornelius nightly.
2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius
2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius
Warm Cornelius by Mr. Cornelius April 23, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!