Constantpation

When you always feel like you wish you could poop but cannot.

I think I need to add some fiber to my diet. Every day I have Constantpation. constipationblocked up

by SteelerPP August 10, 2015

Consistantpation

When you can't shit but its all the bloody time.

Hey bro you wanna play Minecraft?
Nah bro I've got consistantpation.
Oh shoot bro that sucks, get well soon.

by TMKeel21 December 1, 2021

Constantipation

Stuck or highly irregular all the time, an increasing problem with age. Having movement on action items fewer than three times per week... B.S. excuses are usually hard, dry, painful, small in size, and difficult to eliminate.

Some people find Constantipation painful and often experience straining, bloating, and the sensation of a full bowel. Fortunately, it is a symypton (often resulting from interactions with a Zalco), not a disease.

by Robert MP September 5, 2008

constapational

When you make groaning noises while making poo.

STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.

by bikermandude August 11, 2010

constapation

only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed

plop!!! plop!!!

by matty morris March 31, 2003

printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008

Constantipation

(N): Being constantly constipated; always having to poop but never being able to.

"Honey, you better start taking some pepto bismo for your constantipation"

by 100241 August 30, 2014