constrained

A term meaning "we are completely out of stuff" that some people just don't grasp.

We are constrained on laptops, so stop asking, biotch!

by Bama-in-CA October 10, 2005

Constrained

Esp when I was younger than 10, my penis and bum was seriously limited outside of my dark blue brief undies and even seriously limited to pee outside my dark blue brief undies.

Esp when I was younger than 10, my dark blue brief undies constrained my penis and bum from showing, and from peeing naked.

by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018

The Lexicon of Constrained Characters

A dictionary of terms, phrases, and conventions people use in tweets, posts, texts, and limited-character media platforms.

My mom needs the Lexicon of Constrained Characters. She keeps putting periods at the ends of her tweets. I cannot stand her shouting!

by Makarios_ August 2, 2022

Constracted

Combination of confusion and distraction; Confusion caused by distraction.

Sorry, I was constracted due to the interesting conversation those people are having, how did you fix this?

Have you figured out the problem yet? "No I was constracted."

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour

"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"

by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004

social constraints

Those things within the society which limits your freedom from doing what you want.

The social constraints left him speechless

by Dizzo van Bizzo October 10, 2016

Constrain Proportions

The application or employment of a process or feature by which an artist will ensure both the ratio AND perspective of an image remain relative to that of the original image. Failure to "constrain proportions" has resulted in many innocent men being "duped" on internet dating sites (and the like), sustaining an eternal loss of essential "crop points."

TA:"I'm tryin to photoshop that sikk pic you got of me killin' a keg stand at the Rutgers party, Nig." "Everytime I resample, I end up lookin like Nicole Richie doin' a headstand on a Heineken keg can."

RA:"You need to constrain proportions"

....Beware the rubber bakk

by KurtBarlow February 13, 2007