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conspiranoid 

A paranoia heightened by the belief that unseen forces are organized against one's self or values, or against the general wellfare; persecution fantasy marked by belief that persons perceived negatively by the afflicted are operatives or dupes of real or imagined clandestine organizations.
"I can't talk to that guy anymore; he's gone so conspiranoid, he thinks our landlord is writing reports on his daily movements for the International Kommisariat of Screwing Over Delusional Nutjobs."
conspiranoid by Stephen Couchman November 16, 2006
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Conspiranoid 

A person who is so taken in with conspiracy theories that it impacts their behavior.
Amy announced on Facebook she's leaving it for Parler after the election because she thinks she's being censored because she was an open Trump supporter. She's a real conspiranoid!
Conspiranoid by Eulophia Obtusa November 9, 2020
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Conspiranoid 

always in fear ... to the point paranoia... that a conspiracy is unfolding about them, heavily leaning on government as the main victimizer
Hey dude believes that government people are watching him but that's just his conspiranoid talking
Conspiranoid by TwogunsTony January 10, 2024

Conspiranoid 

Someone who believes that a gruo of individuals are constantly interacting together to bring about doom.
There are no underground secret aielin bases, that's just your conspiranoid b barking
Conspiranoid by TwogunsTony January 10, 2024

Conspiranoia 

A portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "paranoia", wherein one's paranoia is expressed through delusions of conspiracies.
Herp: "9/11 was an insides job! The Mayans predict the world will end in 2012! The Holocaust never happened! The Moon landing was a Hollywood hoax! ILLUMINATI!"

Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."
Conspiranoia by IceMetalPunk October 2, 2011

Conspiranoia 

The condition of changing one's behavior due to the belief in conspiracy theories.
Matt has conspiranoia so bad, he'll run inside when he sees airplane contrails. He seriously thinks they're spreading some kind of mind-control chemical because he read it on the internet!
Conspiranoia by Eulophia Obtusa November 9, 2020
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