TwogunsTony's definitions

Pudding stamp

A bloody mark left on surfaces by a bitch dog in heat.

Hey Jim bob, your bitch blue tic just left several pudding stamps on my trailer lanolium.

by TwogunsTony March 21, 2026

Conspiranoid

Someone who believes that a gruo of individuals are constantly interacting together to bring about doom.

There are no underground secret aielin bases, that's just your conspiranoid b barking

by TwogunsTony January 10, 2024

Conspiranoid

always in fear ... to the point paranoia... that a conspiracy is unfolding about them, heavily leaning on government as the main victimizer

Hey dude believes that government people are watching him but that's just his conspiranoid talking

by TwogunsTony January 10, 2024

Banger wand

Adopted by the Ozark garden walk consortium as a critical tool required in the process of dab or wax consumption. Banger wands can be of various design and style but the purpose of the tool is to scoot the substance from its packaging and to stir it into a glowing banger.

The only way to safely put the the dab into that glowing red banger is with a banger wand

by TwogunsTony October 6, 2022

Hypothexual

The act of turning a hypothetical situation into a sexual day dream fantasy or hypothesis

Half way into my description of the make believe event, I began to verbally fantasize about the Adonis without a shirt and answering to my hypothexual whims

by TwogunsTony May 15, 2022

hypothexually

The act of thought that propose a sexual vision, day dream or fantasy upon an existing hypothetical situation. Combination of the two elements equals a hypothexual situation.

In my "Hypothexually" situation, the cashier and I continued our banter at check out while her large boobs pointed at me like the six guns of outlaw."

by TwogunsTony May 10, 2022

Daboliscious

Something that stimulates the senses and that is of exceptionally rare and high quality especially in reference to actual dabs.

Man those buns on that girl are simply daboliscious

by TwogunsTony October 25, 2020