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Conspiracy 

A collective noun that describes a group of drones.
A Conspiracy of Drones has been spotted flying over towns in Colorado and Nebraska.
Conspiracy by Shuffle Function January 6, 2020

Conspiracy 

Definition cannot be released because the government is keeping it a secret.
There is no conspiracy here, everyone please relax and pay no attention to anyone besides us, we're the only true source of information. = C.I.A.
Conspiracy by HackOtaku May 14, 2009

conspiracy 

an association of more than one person working together towards a shared goal (usually implies but doesn't require secrecy)
- we've found a cure for cancer yesterday!
- Great! that's the 3rd one this week, go patent it and put in the archives along with the others so our profits from making people survive longer with the condition are safe.
-- a guy from the pharmaceutical industry conspiracy to another.
conspiracy by anataka January 3, 2008

conspiracy 

Every major event since the beginning of time.
Everything thats ever happend was a conspiracy, covered up by the government.
conspiracy by SluseFA July 13, 2007

conspiracy 

1. A secret plan to overthrow a certain group or to do something else illegal or wrong.

2. A different idea/theory of why something (usually bad) happened, rather than the one which people are told.
1. A group of young men decided to conspire against their government.

2. 9/11 has many conspiracy theories surrounding it.
conspiracy by theforgottenspark January 12, 2007

Conspiracy 

A secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful. Founded by Charlè Ginge Nkwaks Jnr who put together conspiracies to have 20 wives and bump all his holders. To this day he is still crowned conspiracy king.
You done a mad charlè ‘Conspiracy’
Conspiracy by cee3hun February 21, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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