Conspersaphobia 

Fear or repulsion of flour coated bread rolls

“Hey Chris, fancy a roll?”

“That roll has flour sprinkled over it, fuck that, I’ve got Conspersaphobia”

Conspersaphobia by Antiflourpower October 3, 2021

Conservaphobia 

The mental abnormality wherein a person has an irrational fear of people with a conservative point of view.

Since the election of President Trump, it seems that conservaphobia is sweeping the nation, and the globe.

Conservaphobia by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016