Conow
Conow by Rob run corleone September 12, 2022
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Kellyanne Conway
I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.
Kellyanne Conway by memlurd January 24, 2017
Coñopolis
¡Coñopolis, me deletearon!
Conot
Conot. A shitcunt that lives in Australia.
Constantly says he's going to "brb 5min" then disappears for weeks at a time. Always hides himself with "invisible" mode on Discord, Steam, Twitch, etc. and pretends to not read your Facebook messages when he's clearly "Active Now" - what a shitcunt.
Constantly says he's going to "brb 5min" then disappears for weeks at a time. Always hides himself with "invisible" mode on Discord, Steam, Twitch, etc. and pretends to not read your Facebook messages when he's clearly "Active Now" - what a shitcunt.
Conot by oneandonlyOSG August 18, 2017
Conwayed
Speaking in so many logical fallacies and so much gibberish that the person you are arguing with "isn't even sure if their mouth is their asshole or their asshole is their mouth."
Conwayed by that_one_know-it-all February 7, 2017
conor mason
Conor Mason is a rare species born with exceptional vocal ranges (see Jeff Buckley) but was born with a muscle mutation, meaning he cannot dance to save himself. This specimen is best known for being the frontman from rock-pop band Nothing But Thieves and for being an absolute icon to what those who study this creature call "the fandom". Seriously though, check them out.
"Hey dude, got those Nothing But Thieves tickets for October?"
"Yeah man, super pumped! Can't wait to see Conor Mason, the frontman, fail at dancing again!"
"Sweet!"
"Yeah man, super pumped! Can't wait to see Conor Mason, the frontman, fail at dancing again!"
"Sweet!"
conor mason by Tbh I wouldn't be surprised September 15, 2018
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