Conot. A shitcunt that lives in Australia.
Constantly says he's going to "brb 5min" then disappears for weeks at a time. Always hides himself with "invisible" mode on Discord, Steam, Twitch, etc. and pretends to not read your Facebook messages when he's clearly "Active Now" - what a shitcunt.
Hey, where's George?
He's pulled a Conot.
Oh. What a f*cking shitcunt.
Speaking in so many logical fallacies and so much gibberish that the person you are arguing with "isn't even sure if their mouth is their asshole or their asshole is their mouth."
Person 1: Wait, I'm so confused.
Person 2: You just got conwayed.
Conor Mason is a rare species born with exceptional vocal ranges (see Jeff Buckley) but was born with a muscle mutation, meaning he cannot dance to save himself. This specimen is best known for being the frontman from rock-pop band Nothing But Thieves and for being an absolute icon to what those who study this creature call "the fandom". Seriously though, check them out.
"Hey dude, got those Nothing But Thieves tickets for October?"
"Yeah man, super pumped! Can't wait to see Conor Mason, the frontman, fail at dancing again!"
"Sweet!"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.