Conmuted 

The new Judicial sentence created for those who support Trump and committed a crime. It blends the dismay of your conviction with the joy of having that very conviction Presidentially erased. It eliminates the middleman.

If Roger had known his convictions would be conmuted, he would have conmitted a lot more crimes.

Conmuted by You rReal Name July 13, 2020

confuted

When someone is confused in a very adorable way.

Girl: Can I listen to your music?
-hands her iPod-
Girl: (teasing) You probably have Beethoven on here.
Boy: No I don' - wait... never mind. I do.
Girl: You look very confuted

confuted by thirsty as fuck November 2, 2019

Commuted Relationship 

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”

Commuted Relationship by Zelley August 23, 2023

Commuted Relationship 

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship”

Commuted Relationship by Zelley August 23, 2023