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Congo Kayak

When you are innocently 69-ing a girl in the shower and right before you come, you violently slam her head into the ground, otherwise known as a tombstone, letting the load slide down her body.
Dude the other day I Congo Kayak'd this bitch from work. That'll show my boss I want a promotion.
by Gmal14 November 18, 2015
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condo de kayak

the term Condo De Kayak was first coined by Julia Ehnot (2003- ) in 2019 in attempt to spell the cultural celebration Cinco de Mayo
Oh my god did you hear about Condo de Kayak?

Christian totally kicked her ass at the Condo de Kayak celebration.
by mustasche May 7, 2020
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