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When you are innocently 69-ing a girl in the shower and right before you come, you violently slam her head into the ground, otherwise known as a tombstone, letting the load slide down her body.
Dude the other day I Congo Kayak'd this bitch from work. That'll show my boss I want a promotion.
by Gmal14 November 18, 2015
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