the person presumed to be severely inebriated (stoned, drunk, hallucinating) that is pursued by the "Confrontation Method" of the Pittsburgh Parents Against Stoners; the PPAS made a conscientious choice to make the term mimic "abductee" to suggest that their technique will remove the inebriated person from the pleasantness of their experience
"After observing the suspected confrontee taketenminutes to decide on which bag of potato chips to purchase, we decided that we should approach and confirm his highness visually."
To confrontate is to converse in a confrontational yet graceful manner with the purpose of inciting an emotional response that can then be turned into a debate about why the responding party had to respond in such an emotional manner
As I watched from a distance I could see two girls start to move closer to each other as they slowly began to circle each other with heads jerking back and forth and index fingers raised, as one girl made herself a little louder and straightened herself to be slightly more intimidating than the other, it was obvious they were about to confrontate over an unknown but important issue,
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!