Conevid 

When your throat is sore and you can’t tell if it’s Covid-19 or just from smoking

I could have Covid-19, but I think it’s just conevid.

Conevid by anonymous December 21, 2021

Convid 

Convid - The plandemic that hit the world in 2020. Cooked books, inaccurate confirmed death figures and the list goes on. Raved about by sheep

Mary’s banging on about the Convid again

Convid by Chronic Carnage July 16, 2020

Convidiot

1. A stupid person who stubbornly ignored 'social distancing' protocol. thus help to further spread COVID-19

2. A stupid person who hoards groceries needlessly spreading COVID-19 dears and depriving others of vital supplies

'Are you seriously going to visit grandma? dude, don't be such a convidiot'

'See that guy with the 200 toilet paper rolls? What a convidiot'

Convidiot by glkdsmfhg;serg;'lsehdkgserh March 21, 2020

Convidence

Confidence except in video form...

AJ i have full convidence in you, you will understand that video

Convidence by IHaveConvidence December 14, 2010

Congvidcal visit 

The lawful visit to the residence of your significant other if you live apart during the Covid-19 lockdown.

Officer, I am on the road because I'm on my way to my boyfriends' house for congvidcal visit.

Congvidcal visit by Shanniqua van Pants June 13, 2020

Coneavid 

Contagiously coughing on a cone

Your cough so hard on your cone, people think you are contagious, you got coneavid.

Coneavid by Mungalup mafia February 19, 2022

convid21 

When Convid 19 has been so long around that it becomes a brand.

"Your shirt is cute, what brand is it"

-"thanks it's from convid21"

convid21 by dontsearch4me April 20, 2020