Condition: Critical 

A second-rate metal band from Vermontville, Michigan. They have limited musical talent and their lead singer is too much of a prep to be considered metal. THEY, of course, think that they are totally brutal and epic. Perfectly nice people in person, of course.

Man: "hey, did you see Condition: Critical at Pit Row last night?" other man: "No, I was at Good Time Pizza." man: "what you doin there, they're pizza sucks?" other man: "I work there." man: "..."

Condition: Critical by the guy who defined "C:C" May 17, 2011

critical condition

A term meaning "almost dead"

His grandma's alive, she's just in critical condition.

critical condition by CigaroCigaroCigar November 18, 2025

Critical Theory of Cognition

The application of Critical Theory to the study of cognition—examining how cognitive processes are understood, how cognitive science is shaped by culture, and how cognition is always situated in social contexts. Critical Theory of Cognition asks: How do cultural assumptions shape models of mind? Why is individual cognition privileged over distributed, embodied, or social cognition? How do cognitive categories (rational/irrational, normal/pathological) reflect power relations? Drawing on situated cognition, embodied cognition, and critical neuroscience, it insists that thinking never happens in a vacuum—it's always shaped by history, culture, and power. Understanding cognition requires understanding the contexts that make thinking possible.

"They study cognition in labs with undergraduates. Critical Theory of Cognition asks: whose cognition? In what context? Thinking in a lab differs from thinking in life. Models of mind often assume a universal thinker—but thinkers are always situated, always embodied, always cultural. Critical cognition insists on asking: what's left out when we study thinking this way? And whose thinking counts as 'cognitive'?"

Critical Theory of Cognition by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 4, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004