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Condensed milk and bread 

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.
Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

The condensed milk is real 

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.
Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk 

offers high-quality
Sweetened Condensed Milks and Evaporated
Milk for all your baking and cooking needs.
Add a little joy to your favorite recipes.
Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years.

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk 

Has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years.

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk 

has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years. Its products have been specifically formulated to be the perfect complement for slightly sweeter Hispanic recipes such as flans, tres leches cake, and many more.
With almost 70 years of heritage,
Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk is the authentic taste
for your favorite recipes.

Condenced Milk 

A fucking retard who doesn't know how to spell anything correctly, not even his own fucking name. No one can be retarded or as braindead as this tiktok using retard.
condenced milk is a fucking loser
Condenced Milk by Ldrago125 September 10, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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