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Creole for, man with a small penis.
Wow Reggie you really are conda.
Conda by Bfjerkoffs December 1, 2021
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A very cool, calm and collective being. From the deep south, and doesn't give a fuck about how often his accent is the center of laughter. Very laid back, but quick to choke the shit out of anyone that provokes such actions. Dreams of the day that anyone labelled an "e-thug" or anyone that uses the terms "get rolled!", "lollerskates", "roflcopter", or "roflcakes" stupidly moves onto his street.
Conda would like to choked the shit out of all shit talking harbor 24/7 fags! lmfao!
Conda by Josh Corbin May 19, 2007
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Anna Conda

The name used by a guy for a fake girlfriend whose imaginary presence is only invoked as a cover for deviant activities.
Larry, in order to cover up a night of felching with Bruce and Lance, said he was out with Anna Conda.
Anna Conda by reliable_guys December 15, 2010

Anna Conda

The make believe woman that Larry uses as an alibi when creating a story to make him look like a normal heterosexual when he was actually involved deviant activities.
Even though Larry had spent the night felching Lance and Bruce, he told his friend Steve that he had been out with Anna Conda.
Anna Conda by reliable_larry December 14, 2010
Candad is the real official name for Brazil. It was created by 14 pingspoofers. DuckDuckGo a popular kids search engine was founded and is hosted in Candad. Candad is also a region of Antarctica.

McDonald's Chessy Fries are a popular meal and is the official meal of the nation.

Many emojis are used here such as Japanese Symbol for Beginner.
Candad, the land of the 14 Pingspoofers.
Candad by GovernmentOfCandad June 16, 2019
It is a real country located inside of Antarctica. It also is the real name of Brazil. It has existed for about 14 years, 9 of which were influenced by a popular YouTuber named Zak/Skeppy. Other influencers have been the baguette eater named a6d. The national hairstyle is bald.

McDonald's Cheesy Fries were invented here and are very popular.

The most popular number is 14.

Emojis are the main form of communication with some popular ones being Japanese Symbol for Beginner and Magnifying Glass tilted left and right.

The most populous city is named Darryl, after internet celebrity BaldBoyHalo.
Candad is not a figment of BaldBoyHalo's imagination, it really does exist.
Candad by rammmmy June 16, 2019
Candad is the country in which Skeppy and a6d reside in.
DuckDuckGo, the Kid's search engine, is also hosted there
The Top used Emoji is "Japanese Symbol for Beginner", and the most eaten food is McDonald's Cheesey Fries
Did you know Skep lives in Candad? Wow, that's crazy, Candad is my favorite South American country!
Candad by Skepnoblade June 15, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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