To get shit faced drunk within twenty five minutes of arrival to a party. Being a sloppy and belligerent after two drinks.
Suraj: Hey are you having a party this weeked?

Dan: Yeah just don't invite nick this time, he gets consalvoed and fucks up my house.

Suraj: Fucking lightweight bitch.
by Wednesday89 July 13, 2012
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An Italian idiome to define a young elegant man from Abruzzo which display both extraordinary aptitude and dexterity with women.
Whoa, he is such a Consalvo!”
by Matasig July 29, 2019
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Dam bro I wanna be like joe consalvo

You can’t that’s impossible
by Joemamaman June 25, 2021
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I tripped in some mud and ruined my new consalvo.
by splinty January 5, 2012
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