Computer Monk 

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.

Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.

Computer Monk by user26 January 13, 2011

computer monkey 

A low-level employee who spends most of his time at work performing menial computer operations

She was working as a computer monkey at a bank

computer monkey by ppauper May 13, 2005

computer monkey 

A low level employee who spends most of his/her time on a computer, either programming or as a system administrator

This company needs better computer monkeys

computer monkey by peter pauper March 26, 2005

monkey playing a computer 

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

monkey playing a computer by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019