Commoji

A comment made with emojis

That was a great commoji Susan made on Facebook ...

Commoji by Commoji September 13, 2017

Commodity Body 

A term used on Indian reservations to denote a person who is extremely overweight. Obesity is quite common on American Indian reservations due largely in part to the consumption of monthly USDA commodities under the Food Distribution Program on Indian Reservations (FDPIR) for low-income American Indian households.

Hey Delbert, look at that fry bread girl….she has a major commodity body! I would love to snag her for the 49!

Commodity Body by Puffy Face Grace July 7, 2008

Commotional 

When an event is stimultaneously chaotic and emotional

The craziness of packing to move and saying goodbye to good friends has been very commotional.

Commotional by TiffMoo June 2, 2017

Commodious Trough 

The act in which an individual is able to hold a greater volume in their mouth than any of their friends and or acquaintances.

"Did you see Janna did the chubby bunny challenge with her friends." Said Mark, " Yeah, she was able to hold 6 more marshmallows in her mouth than any other, the Commodious Trough." Replied Elijah, in a frustrated yet aroused tone.

Commodious Trough by Vanger55 July 6, 2018

negative-commodity

noun

Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.

All Luxury items and goods such as Jewelry, clothing, consumer technologies, furniture's and rugs etc. All hold negative-commodity value.

negative-commodity by Baron Neville October 1, 2016

commodify 

verb
To turn into a commodity; has a dehumanizing effect.

Prostitution commodifies women's bodies.

Dating shows commodify people and relationships.

As soon as I get out of college, the capitalist system will commodify my knowledge.

commodify by euphoniouseyes April 14, 2008

Commocide 

The act of killing oneself or others with the use of a holden commodore. Usually used to refer to fatal accidents, which the murder weapon was a Commodore.

News Reporter: In other news, a 16 year old p-plater has committed commocide on the Sturt hwy, killing 4 occupants of a Nissan Micra.

Commocide by BeneathTheRemains666 January 10, 2012