Committea

Committea
Verb,
Co Mit tea (phonetics)
Taking a break from a fact-finding session for a drink, then going back to exploiting Victims of sexual violence for your personal political gain with complete disregard for the truth.

Yo lets pull a committea on this bitch. "weren't they the victim of a sexual crime?" who cares about this used truck stop we gotta make our sponsors happy or we won't make quota for midterm elections, lets hit the Starbucks for pumpkin spice.

by Politihate September 29, 2018

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.

Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.

by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"

What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?

by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion.

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.

You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

by Will Sargent January 24, 2005

committing the robbery

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date

Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

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by a&p hustla March 12, 2010

committed bachelor

A man going his own way, living for himself, declaring autonomy and rejecting the expected traditional role as protector and provider for the modern woman who increasingly insists she is independent and equal while demanding more money, privileges and programs from the government and other institutions.

John is a committed bachelor because he refuses to get married to any of his girlfriends.

by Autonymous August 23, 2014

Commitment issues

Someone who fears commitment especially in a romantic context.

Tallia has commitment issues

by Trinityavenue April 8, 2022