Comfeating
Comfeating by mehhhhhhheh December 13, 2016
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Comforting Mrs. Rosen
Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.
Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013
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status commenting
procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!
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compeating
Give me my laptop back. My food is ready and I want to be compeating while checking out the latest Black Crowes tour dates.
compeating by Theophilos July 28, 2010
Spam comments/spam commenting
Commenting on social media’s like instagram and/or youtube that have nothing to do with the post or video,
Usually asking for likes
Usually asking for likes
Duuude brad just commented “drop snap names tryna fill my map” it’s so annoying!
Yooo he’s just spam comments/spam commenting
Yooo he probably has ligma
Yooo he’s just spam comments/spam commenting
Yooo he probably has ligma
Spam comments/spam commenting by Its_thecoolguy July 27, 2018
comforting a dead one
woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...
man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one
man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one
comforting a dead one by berrylads August 18, 2011
comforting snail
The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".
The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".
The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.
comforting snail by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011
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