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Come to me by wearealikeg April 10, 2016
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Shrek has come to me
This saying is spoken by those who have sinned in the name of the great green onion-eating ogre; this could also be seen as the act of sacrificing one's purity in a blast of spontaneous statisfaction.
Thou who has experienced the pleasure of laying thine eyes upon the holy one shall understand the complete definition of this act of pleasurement.
Thou who has experienced the pleasure of laying thine eyes upon the holy one shall understand the complete definition of this act of pleasurement.
"Shrek has come to me after I downloaded youtube kids"
"I was driving home when Shrek came to me and made me fail 'no nut november' to my dismay."
"being in the church I felt the pits of hell open under me after Shrek came to me, but simultaneously I felt a sence of divinity"
"I was driving home when Shrek came to me and made me fail 'no nut november' to my dismay."
"being in the church I felt the pits of hell open under me after Shrek came to me, but simultaneously I felt a sence of divinity"
Shrek has come to me by Wibelær November 10, 2020
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Throw me to the wolves and i'll come back pregnant
Throw me to the wolves and i'll come back pregnant by StumbonGD November 22, 2025
Come to Jesus meeting
"Come To Jesus Meeting" "A time when a polite ultimatum is given, generally followed by a less polite ultimatum, then a threat or final option. This is a Texas (or southerner) definition. Usually followed by a parental spanking if issues to a child or an ass kicking if mentioned by a Texan. Other uses include interventions and family/business meetings.
Sir, this is your only option and if you do not want to do this, then you can come down here and we will have a "come to Jesus meeting".
Come to Jesus meeting by InkedMayhem November 30, 2016
come to jesus meeting
A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.
"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."
come to jesus meeting by DC Daly May 12, 2009
come to jesus meeting
A meeting in which a group discusses their flaws. Nobody can interupt another and they can't put words in somebody else's mouth (she doesnt like me).
come to jesus meeting by BmsGrad January 1, 2009
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