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come off 

to give or to release
She need to come off some shares of her startup company to her advisors.
come off by Rigo May 9, 2006

come off it 

A very Cockney (East-London Slang) phrase, used to express rejection or disbelief. It can also used in a friendly way.
"You're an idiot."
"Come off it!!!"
come off it by NoStringsOnJay March 25, 2016

come off it 

disagreeing with something someone has just said. quite litterally "no way" or "get out of town", "get the fuck out" "get out" "take off"... you get the idea.
"oh my god i'm like sooooooooo fat."
"oh, come off it."
come off it by missanthropy February 15, 2006

Come off the grass 

To tell someone that they are not thinking straight and they need to get real!
(Frank)
Come off the grass, for heavens sake, there is no point debating the issue, it is illegal and therefore it is not the right thing to do.
Come off the grass by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

come off it 

The action of a female who proceeds to have sexual intercourse with another. If a female is considered a slut she will naturally come off it much easier than someone who sucks and sits on it.
"Jennifer is really hot, but does she come off it?"

"Hey bitch, you comin' off that pussy or what?"
come off it by A-Slam September 15, 2007

its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off 

The sentence most unique and interesting said by the most famous character in all fiction, Spongebob, in the video called "The Bikini Bottom Flood". This tragic statement is said by Spongebob after being asked by Patrick about "What a Die is?"
Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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