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Contangled 

When you or something is tangled and you are confused to how you can untangle yourself. Generally used whilst sailing.
"are you ready to tack?" " no I'm so contangled!"
Contangled by Geoffrey158 March 2, 2016

Crangled 

To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.
Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.
Crangled by CK Crangle November 2, 2010

Comanched 

When a white woman has been with a black man she becomes tainted. This line is from the movie the Searchers . In the movie a girl gets kidnapped by Indians. The girls after being with the Indians for awhile, act different-like savages. John Wayne has the famous line, "You don't want her back know, She's been Comanched!"
Jesus Mary used to be so hot, what happened to her?

Who Mary, she's been Comanched!
Comanched by davybaby June 25, 2009

Comingle 

The act of joining 2 or more things, thus creating a sole body surface. As the art of comingleing is truly hard to ccomplish or complete as it is only practiced by the only real dungeon master. Chris " Mitzhui" Neilson.
Hey Neilson your penis is no longer comingled to the anus of anal audrey.
HEY neenee your penis is no longer conected to the Human vacuum cleaner.
Comingle by !Shaner! June 12, 2008
Absurdly broken, changed in a dysfunctional way(v); messed up, physically or mentally.(n)
That kid saw twilight with another guy, it's okay though because they were changled. (n)

Steve changled his computer so bad it required factory repair.(v)

Mike, the creator of this word, has multiple changled relationships due to the inability of predicting the future.(adj)
Changled by The Shenanigan Boys December 21, 2010
Adjective - Describes the area within the mantles of two or more fires
Greg - Hey, the area between these two fires is comantled

Mike - That it is, Greg... That it is
Comantled by Mike Jones January 10, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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