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Chlorophyll mitochondria 

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria
Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

chlorophylosyphillisarus 

noun- anything related to science that makes no sense, is confusing, sounds like it's made up, and/or you don't care about.
S: The phrase "muscular system" sounds like it should be "muscuatory system."

A: I know, "muscular system" is so chlorophylosyphillisarus.

Teacher: And now, to learn about chlorophylosyphillisarus. You wont ever use it in life, and it probably makes no sense!
A: Why do you even bother teaching it?
Teacher: You need to know in case you become a science teacher, like me!
chlorophylosyphillisarus by AmbRia December 19, 2013

chlorophyl

Chlorophyl
chlorophyl by zacharias kanuk April 6, 2003

Chlorophylistine 

A person, typically a vegan, veganarchist or veganazi, who Is hostile or indifferent to anyone who eats meat.
That Chlorophylistine just spat their mung bean purée at that bloke eating a medium-rare steak.

Chlorophyll

Marijuana or Weed, or a dollar bill
Example 1
Suresh: Man, I got chlorophyll in my pocket, wanna smoke up some?
Ramesh: Roll up some Bruva!

Example 2
Yung Bong: You owe me a mill Dawg!
Lil High: Wait till I get my next pay cheque, Imma flood your bank account with...Chlorophyll!
Chlorophyll by Mr. Dictionary Pro December 29, 2020

chlorophyll

Any of a group of green pigments that are found in the chloroplasts of plants and in other photosynthetic organisms such as cyanobacteria, especially:
A waxy blue-black microcrystalline green-plant pigment, C55H72MgN4O5, with a characteristic blue-green alcohol solution. Also called chlorophyll a.
A similar green-plant pigment, C55H70MgN4O6, having a brilliant green alcohol solution. Also called chlorophyll b.
Chlorophyll
chlorophyll by zacharias kanuk April 6, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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