Colosophy

The deeply deranged musings of a lonely man slowly drifting into mental illness.

"He went completely off the rails when the relationship broke down. Preaching Colosophy on social media, even stalked Right Said Fred"

by Harry Brown and Earl July 27, 2025

Chlorophyll mitochondria

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex

We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria

by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

chlorophylosyphillisarus

noun- anything related to science that makes no sense, is confusing, sounds like it's made up, and/or you don't care about.

S: The phrase "muscular system" sounds like it should be "muscuatory system."

A: I know, "muscular system" is so chlorophylosyphillisarus.

Teacher: And now, to learn about chlorophylosyphillisarus. You wont ever use it in life, and it probably makes no sense!
A: Why do you even bother teaching it?
Teacher: You need to know in case you become a science teacher, like me!

by AmbRia December 19, 2013

chlorophyl

Variant of chlorophyll

Chlorophyl

by zacharias kanuk April 6, 2003

Chlorophylistine

A person, typically a vegan, veganarchist or veganazi, who Is hostile or indifferent to anyone who eats meat.

That Chlorophylistine just spat their mung bean purée at that bloke eating a medium-rare steak.

by Just Sayin’ June 27, 2020

Chlorophyll

Marijuana or Weed, or a dollar bill

Example 1
Suresh: Man, I got chlorophyll in my pocket, wanna smoke up some?
Ramesh: Roll up some Bruva!

Example 2
Yung Bong: You owe me a mill Dawg!
Lil High: Wait till I get my next pay cheque, Imma flood your bank account with...Chlorophyll!

by Mr. Dictionary Pro December 29, 2020

chlorophyll

Any of a group of green pigments that are found in the chloroplasts of plants and in other photosynthetic organisms such as cyanobacteria, especially:
A waxy blue-black microcrystalline green-plant pigment, C55H72MgN4O5, with a characteristic blue-green alcohol solution. Also called chlorophyll a.
A similar green-plant pigment, C55H70MgN4O6, having a brilliant green alcohol solution. Also called chlorophyll b.

Chlorophyll

by zacharias kanuk April 6, 2003