Colognasaurus 

Someone who habitually wears too much cologne or perfume, and is thus frequently guilt of being cologntagious.

Everytime I go near that Colognasaurus I end up smelling like him for the rest of the day!

Colognasaurus by urbanity79 November 2, 2011

Coronasaurus 

A person over infatuated with the COVID-19 pandemic. Every chance they get, they bring up the spreading cases. Complaining about the lack of social distancing, they scold anyone who may be unmasked in public.

*casually conversing in the park*
Crab: "Better put your mask on, here comes an old coronasaurus ready to squawk at us"
Purple: "My mom's been watching too much TV, she's slowly becoming a coronasaurus too."

the coronasaurus approaches with a yard stick in hand
Coronasaurus: "That isn't 6 feet apart. You people just don't take it seriously."

Coronasaurus by kylesmokes May 22, 2020

Colombasaurus 

1. A mythical dinosaur that roamed present-day Colombia during the Cretaceous Period.

2. A Colombian person doing an impression of a dinosaur.

1. Long ago, Colombasauruses roamed the Andes...

2. Carlos: Rawr!
Joe: WTF?
Carlos: Rawr!
Sheila: It's ok, he's a Colombasaurus.

Colombasaurus by jab4343 March 6, 2010