Definitions by urbanity79

cologntagious 

The state of wearing so much cologne or perfume, that you leave a trail of scent behind you, which can then infect surrounding people, things with your smell.

Be careful about getting on an elevator with that guy: he's cologntagious. You'll smell like him for the rest of the day.

cologntagious by Urbanity79 November 2, 2011

Perfummunity 

The inability to smell one's own cologne or perfume, usually even when wearing an excessive amount, after a few moments after putting it on.

"Dude, you smell like you took a shower in your perfume!" "I do? Sorry... I have perfummunity."

Perfummunity by urbanity79 November 2, 2011

Colognasaurus 

Someone who habitually wears too much cologne or perfume, and is thus frequently guilt of being cologntagious.

Everytime I go near that Colognasaurus I end up smelling like him for the rest of the day!

Colognasaurus by urbanity79 November 2, 2011