jab4343's definitions

reodorant

Deodorant used for the second time in one day for the purpose of freshening up.

One may use reodorant if he/she is in a rush or is too lazy to take a shower.

After track practice, Jim applied some reodorant to keep himself smelling fresh.

by jab4343 November 22, 2011

Invisible Civic

When four Asians walk in a two-by-two array with the person in the front-left holding out their hands as if grasping a steering wheel while at the same time making car noises.

The resulting formation makes it look as though the group is riding in an invisible Honda Civic.

Speeding down the hallway went Chang, Hu, Ming, and Sue in their Invisible Civic. They moved so fast that I swore I could smell exhaust.

by jab4343 January 26, 2011

Mexican Redbox

A roadside stand commonly found in the Southwestern United States or Mexico where pirated DVDs are sold.

While vacationing in southern Texas, I decided to pick up a few flicks at the Mexican Redbox.

by jab4343 June 1, 2010

Panada

A fictional country where cold pandas live.

The Central Park Zoo returned three pandas to their native land of Panada.

by jab4343 March 15, 2010

Mexamericanada

A super country formed by North America's largest nations.

Mexamericanada is the best place ever, so shut up Honduranicaraguapanama.

by jab4343 March 7, 2010

Colombasaurus

1. A mythical dinosaur that roamed present-day Colombia during the Cretaceous Period.

2. A Colombian person doing an impression of a dinosaur.

1. Long ago, Colombasauruses roamed the Andes...

2. Carlos: Rawr!
Joe: WTF?
Carlos: Rawr!
Sheila: It's ok, he's a Colombasaurus.

by jab4343 March 6, 2010

slaying the dragon

A euphemism role-playing game enthusiasts and nerds use in place of masturbation.

Loser 1: Why weren't you playing World of Warcraft yesterday?

Loser 2: Sorry dude, I was slaying the dragon.

by jab4343 March 1, 2010