Collton 

He is cute 4 eyed boy but that doesn’t matter

I love myself a Collton

Collton by I need him! June 29, 2023

Dave Collaton

The town fag, typically recieves anally every Tuesday and Thursday, then celebrates with cock shaped muffins

Randy: Where's Dave Collaton?
Steve: probably getting fucked hard in the ass.... Or eating a muffin

Dave Collaton by Double triple July 24, 2016

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Colton Haynes by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

Colton Larson 

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock

"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"

Colton Larson by Colton larson March 19, 2021

Jonathan Coulton 

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

Jonathan Coulton by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

adam colton

The god/ Tony Hawk of Longboarding

Holy shit look at Adam Colton do work!!!

adam colton by Drumsrsweet413 June 18, 2008

The Colton Special

When a guy brings a girl into the community study room in a college dorm and proceeds to get a blowjob from said girl.

Last night he brought me back to his dorm common room and we did The Colton Special. It was crazy how he lasted only 30 seconds then came all over my face!

The Colton Special by suspiciousman30102 October 25, 2022