Coldplayin 

Being with your side ting at a concert

High up management with HR and not his wife at a ColdPlay concert (Coldplayin)

Coldplayin by BobJeff552 July 19, 2025

coldplay coma 

A coldplay coma is when someone locks themselves up in a dark room, curls up into a ball engulfed by a blanket, (can sometimes be in a bed but often times happens over a heating vent) and listens to coldplay for hours on end. Someone usually has a coldplay coma to clam themselves down after a depressing, stressful or traumatic event.

After she broke up with him, he went into a coldplay coma in his room.

coldplay coma by ignoredangstyteen January 29, 2014

Coldplay Hangover 

The hangover one gets after attending a very awesome Coldplay concert the night before. Due mostly to reminiscing about the high pitched voice of Chris Martin and the awesome instrumental backup he's provided with.

People who have Coldplay hangovers will usually stay at home the day after the concert listening to their music on repeat and posting statuses about how awesome the concert was on social networking sites such as Facebook.

"Hey man, do you wanna go to that party on the 1st?"
"Nah, I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a Coldplay hangover from their New Year's Eve concert."
"Aw man, I'm going to that concert too and I completely forgot about it. Looks like I'm going to call and cancel for the party."

Coldplay Hangover by TheAlphonso January 2, 2012

Coldplayer

Is what fans of the British Alternative Rock Band Coldplay call themselves.
and with great pride.

Coldplayers are usually as mellow as the music they listen to and are usually also fond of Oasis Radiohead, U2, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles and Nirvannah.

Hardly one to pick a fight, but quick to defend the music they love, Coldplayers are usually at least marginally good looking and intelligent, friendly, compassionate folk, especially amongst their fellow coldplayers.

Just dont insult their music or one of them might punch you in the zipper.

Girl on the Bus: Man I cant wait for the concert on the 4th I saved up to see them for sooo long.

Guy on the Bus: Who are you going to see?

Girl otb: Coldplay, they're so amazing. I'm a hardcore fan, Ive got all their cds and a 3 t-shirts

Guy otb: Aww... I was going to go but I had to spend the money on my grandmas funeral expenses.

Girl otb: Thats so sad! Ill tell you what, you can come with me!

Guy otb: Your so sweet, thankyou so much.

Random Douchebag: Coldplay suck, listen to some REAL music, like Metal and hardcore shit.. like Slipknot

Guy: hey man dont be a music fascist, chill out.

Random Douchebag: Coldplay is GAY!!!

Girl on the bus: *sparta kicks Douchebag in the nuts and off the moving bus. "Dont fuck with a Coldplayer, asshole!"

Coldplayer by ajaxxxx January 28, 2010

coldplayception 

A Coldplayer's unmistakeable feeling that the number 42 follows them around in every aspect of life.

Though I suppose it's more than just a feeling, IT'S TRUTH.

when you randomly look at a Coldplay tagged post and it has 42 notes - COLDPLAYCEPTION!.

coldplayception by glassesofwater July 26, 2011

Coldplay Injury 

When you get hurt so badly that Coldplay comes to the hospital to break the news to you in the form of a parody of one of their own songs.

Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed."

Coldplay Injury by Ezomz August 6, 2013

coldplayerism 

Something a guy who hates coldplay descirbes. They try to make Chris Martin(Married to Gwenyth Paltrow btw) seem bad when really they are so jealous of Coldplays amazingness.

Every tear every tear is a waterfall
Coldplay stole that ! And don't start being a coldplayerism
Shut up, They are amazing, Go die in a freakin' hole!

coldplayerism by applepinerd November 16, 2011