3 definitions by applepinerd

douche

its french for shower

its also a dickhead

Je me Douche
WTF!
it means i had a shower
O...i thought you said im a douche

by applepinerd November 16, 2011

muse hater

a douche

dont be a muse hater

by applepinerd November 16, 2011

coldplayerism

Something a guy who hates coldplay descirbes. They try to make Chris Martin(Married to Gwenyth Paltrow btw) seem bad when really they are so jealous of Coldplays amazingness.

Every tear every tear is a waterfall
Coldplay stole that ! And don't start being a coldplayerism
Shut up, They are amazing, Go die in a freakin' hole!

by applepinerd November 16, 2011