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coldplayerism

Something a guy who hates coldplay descirbes. They try to make Chris Martin(Married to Gwenyth Paltrow btw) seem bad when really they are so jealous of Coldplays amazingness.
Every tear every tear is a waterfall
Coldplay stole that ! And don't start being a coldplayerism
Shut up, They are amazing, Go die in a freakin' hole!
by applepinerd November 16, 2011
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Coldplagerism

The act of stealing a song from a guitar god, and not giving him any credit for it. Usually ends in a lawsuit after the plagerist ignores months of repeated attempts by the original songwriter to resolve the issue out of court. Coldplagerism is usually commited by over-rated douchebag musicians who are not talented enough to write a decent song on their own. Typically the stolen song will be renamed after a Spanish painting, the guitar chords are usually replaced with a crappy synthesized version, and the guitar melody is replaced with whiny vocals sung by a talentless hack.

Whether of not the courts decide to crack down on the growing problem of coldplagerism remains to be seen.
Chris Martin : "Writing music is too hard, I'll steal a song from Joe Satriani and do a cheap knock-off of it. Nobody will catch my attempt at coldplagerism"
by GuitarBob December 19, 2008
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