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Coldicutt 

where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners
"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"

or

"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"
Coldicutt by matt July 26, 2003
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cordcutter 

One who "cuts the cord" and no longer pays for cable service.
"Cable companies HATE this one simple act that cordcutters do!"
cordcutter by mllnnl August 10, 2017

Caldicott 

someone's second name or also known as a place in the United Kingdom. All Caldicott's are sex Gods, and love to have a girlfriend. Caldicott's stick together and destroy anyone in their tracks. If it's staying in and getting absolutely rat-arsed, or going out in the town, Caldicott's are always up for it.
Isn't the Caldicott family awsome?
Caldicott by krisc111 July 30, 2009

coldcutcooter

A vagina that resembles coldcuts hanging out of a toothless persons gummy smile.
Her coldcutcooter looke nasty, I did not even hit it .
I cant believe that hotchick has arbypoon a.k.a. coldcutcooter.
coldcutcooter by StarTreader November 30, 2015

Collicott 

A stereotypical bitch that thinks she's a good principal.
She's so stereotypical she's a Collicott!
Collicott by The Pretty Princesses December 17, 2008
1. A legendary british dance duo, who made possibly the best song against any government ever, titled not so originally: "Revolution".

2. Cold Cut Ham
1. MAN I JUST GOT TO SEE COLDCUT LIVE! THEY ARE HAWESOMEZ!

2. I would like a pound of ham..
coldcut by Zipwolf July 3, 2005

Coldcunts sandwhich

"Coldcunts sandwhich" A pussy that resembles coldcuts on a bun. The inner labia pertrude past the outer labia, which in this case is fatty and looks like a hamburger bun, with the inner labia looking like coldcuts.
Man, I didn't want to lick,suck, or fuck her pussy. I wanted to bite it,it was like a fucking "Coldcunts sandwhich".
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