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Getting a uncooked hot dog from the fridge/freezer, put it inside of a condom and fucking yourself analy
“Since I’m home alone I might as well use a cold dog to fuck my ass
Cold dog by SmegmaVonBoxMuncher February 10, 2026

cold dog mack 

To spit your best game. To try and pick up a chick.
1. "Yo did you see Willie? He was trying to cold dog mack on Caitlin."
"What can I say? She did look fine"

2. "Stop cold dog macking on her, she's mup"
cold dog mack by RodFromAveQ January 23, 2008

cold russian hot dog 

A Soviet KGB Agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with cum then uses the force if his anus to shoot the hot dog into your anus making you have shit come out of your mouth
Man that cold Russian hot dog fucked me up
cold russian hot dog by Mmcminds January 9, 2016

cold dogging 

An unsual sexual practice where the male freezes his stool then places it inside a condom and uses it as a dildo on his female (or male) partner.
'That turd's been in the freezer for two ours now love and should be frozen solid. You still up for some cold dogging?'
cold dogging by Wull Smutt April 7, 2007

Cold Frosty Doggy 

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.
My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004